How to play sick

What you need to act sick for one day:
1. A alibi
2. you need a cough
3. blender
4. last nights dinner
5. yellow food coloring

What you need to do is set up a alibi your alibi should be set up a day or do before you get sick. All you need to do is complain about your throat hurting the day before you get sick. You will need to practice your fake coughing and a raspy voice just practice
and you will get it. then you need to wake up earlier than any one around 4oc should do. then use the blender and blend last nights dinner then you blend it with a little yellow water but leave chunks to make it look realistic then you just pour it in the sink and then make your best throw up noise and let it work its magic should work 95% of the time.