5 books every boy should read

As a boy you should read these books just because there good the might seem dumb but they will grow on you
1.The Hunger Games is the perfect balance of gory death and action its a book every boy should read and enjoy.
2. Another book you should read is Old Yeller its a good book with an interesting twist at the end.
3.Fablehaven is a good book about two kids who have to spend the summer with there grandparents and then discover a world of fun and adventure.
4.One more great book is Eragon is a great book but its long so give your self a month or two and you will love it two
5.The Lord Of The Rings is a great series but its hard to read and keep things strait by your self so read it with your family and have fun together

How to play sick

What you need to act sick for one day:
1. A alibi
2. you need a cough
3. blender
4. last nights dinner
5. yellow food coloring

What you need to do is set up a alibi your alibi should be set up a day or do before you get sick. All you need to do is complain about your throat hurting the day before you get sick. You will need to practice your fake coughing and a raspy voice just practice
and you will get it. then you need to wake up earlier than any one around 4oc should do. then use the blender and blend last nights dinner then you blend it with a little yellow water but leave chunks to make it look realistic then you just pour it in the sink and then make your best throw up noise and let it work its magic should work 95% of the time.